Ok, so we know Jesus would normally drink a wine that He made Himself. But what would He actually make? White wine or red? Single varietal or a blend? Would He produce wines of restraint and balance or wines of power and intensity? We will (probably) never know the answers to these questions. However, we can assume that if the Son of God does return to Earth, He will want to drink something from His former neck of the woods. We can also assume that He will be too busy judging the unbelievers from His great white throne to indulge in His winemaking hobby. Come out this Wednesday and see five renowned Middle Eastern producers that He may or may not deem worthy for the grail.